You there! I demand my money back: he can make gold
Instead of what I ordered, I was delivered a pair of woolen socks: he has four white socks
I can't wear these! They're much too warm for summer: he lives in dragons throat
Plus, they don't match; one is, how horrific, tattooed while the other is... I don't care how expensive or exotic a brand they are, I just want my good old sport socks!