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[OPEN] Life Sucks? Eat More Locoweed

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Oxy
So... how high are you? Are you like... a little high? A lot high? Lets just say you're not on planet earth anymore, and you haven't exactly stopped eating the plants. Yeah, your rate of ingestion has slowed significantly, but you still find time to reach out and grab one every one and then, chew on it, savor the way the juices flow over your tongue and then slide down your throat. So anyways, your high. Like... on the moon. Which is weird, because you've always watched the moon at night, shining so bright in the sky, watching down on all of the earth while the sun sleeps, but you've never really wondered if you could actually make it up there- because you know can't. Except...

Clealy it is possible to make it up to the moon, because here you are, sitting on it, looking down at the earth and the beach. It's strange, because the moon is a lot closer- and smaller- than you thought it was. See, you're sitting on it, but it's hardly big enough to hold your excessively large ass. And the earth below you- it's still pretty big. Like- you could jump down from the moon and land softly on the beach, like a dancing fairy, or maybe like a pegasus or maybe like.... Snowflake? Ok- so maybe you don't hope you land like Snowflake, because what the hell just happened?

Somehow between Snowflake's landing and your confusion you ended up back on planet earth and not on the moon. Kind of unfortunate- you were having lots of fun. But you guess it's better to be back on earth, laying down in the sand and the mud, totally sideways, just doing what you do best. And damn. She saw you. But it could be worse- it could be the Blue or Tentacles. “Snowflakes falling down in Frostfall,” you stutter out in response to her question, breaking into a raucous round of rumbling and grumbling- your sort of laughter. See, you think you're quite funny, noting that Elsa fell from the sky and snow also falls from the sky. But maybe you're only funny to yourself. That's probably the more likely option.

So what are you thinking about anyway, besides the moon? Mostly nothing. You can kinda hear the splash of the waves behind you. It's a little comforting, but mostly it just makes you think of pretty boy. Guess you showed him, though, because somewhere between beating you up and the swamp getting taken over he kind of disappeared. Which is why you're general now. So anyways, what else? Um... you're thinking about sand. It is nice to get dirty again. And... well, no, that's about it. Your mind is totally empty and you can't see a damn thing straight to save your life.

“Listen Snowflake,” you start, still laughing a little, but mostly just slurring your words. “Stop the summersaults.” Good work. Now she knows your deepest secrets and you're acting like an idiot. It's the plants- eat too many and they make your eyesight go a little... fuzzy. Take a lot of them and you guess it makes the world spin, because Snowflake doesn't look like she's been standing still since she's got here. Better close your eyes, just to be safe. You wouldn't want the whole world to tip sideways and dump you in the ocean.

@[Elsa]- If anything in here is confusing, let me know, but basically Oxy is hallucinating a lot.
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Life Sucks? Eat More Locoweed - by Oxy - 02-24-2014, 09:45 PM
RE: Life Sucks? Eat More Locoweed - by Elsa - 02-26-2014, 06:36 PM
RE: Life Sucks? Eat More Locoweed - by Oxy - 03-03-2014, 01:52 AM
RE: Life Sucks? Eat More Locoweed - by Agrona - 03-03-2014, 11:11 AM
RE: Life Sucks? Eat More Locoweed - by Elsa - 03-04-2014, 10:02 AM
RE: Life Sucks? Eat More Locoweed - by Oxy - 03-08-2014, 12:53 AM
RE: Life Sucks? Eat More Locoweed - by Agrona - 03-11-2014, 07:37 PM
RE: Life Sucks? Eat More Locoweed - by Elsa - 03-12-2014, 08:55 AM
RE: Life Sucks? Eat More Locoweed - by Oxy - 03-16-2014, 12:21 AM
RE: Life Sucks? Eat More Locoweed - by Agrona - 03-16-2014, 01:43 PM
RE: Life Sucks? Eat More Locoweed - by Elsa - 03-16-2014, 07:55 PM
RE: Life Sucks? Eat More Locoweed - by Oxy - 03-25-2014, 01:39 AM
RE: Life Sucks? Eat More Locoweed - by Agrona - 04-03-2014, 09:50 PM
RE: Life Sucks? Eat More Locoweed - by Elsa - 04-08-2014, 05:48 PM

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