You there! I demand my money back. Comes from a 'noble' family/lineage
Instead of what I ordered, I was delivered a pair of woolen socks- I can't wear these! Two front socks, two rear stockings.
They're much too warm for summer. Warmblood
Plus, they don't match; one is, how horrific, tattooed while the other is... Sibling(s) don't look like him (two-headed..... jeebus)
I don't care how expensive or exotic a brand they are, I just want my good old sport socks! "good old" equine, not an "exotic" peg/uni