I hear that you're a HUGE Lord of the Rings fan, like, you grew up with it, right? Someone said you watched it seven times in theater, dang! I dunno how you could stand the crowds moving around like cattle the whole time, but then I guess you're use to that sort of madness aren't you? Being such a hardcore fanboy surely you've been called crazy a time or two?
Don't worry though, I'll vouch for you, but you might want to put your swords away.
p.s. between you and me, that scene with the Belroth was scary as fuck, I even shit my pants!