Someone said you watched it seven times in theater, dang! -- He's seven years old.
I dunno how you could stand the crowds moving around like cattle the whole time, but then I guess you're use to that sort of madness aren't you? -- He's a leader and used to herding people around. He moved the entire Basin herd to the Sanctuary, for example.
Being such a hardcore fanboy surely you've been called crazy a time or two? -- He's death's biggest fanboy. :D
Don't worry though, I'll vouch for you, but you might want to put your swords away. -- He has a horn!
p.s. between you and me, that scene with the Belroth was scary as fuck, I even shit my pants! -- Balrogs are described as being cloaked with fire and darkness. Deimos is cloaked with darkness, and desires to be cloaked with the fire element on his wishlist.