So either you're really fucking high, or there is a giant fucking metal horse just down the path. And last you checked you weren't that high. Like, you're a little wobbly and maybe just a tad too drooly but you've been worse. Like that time you crashed into a tree and some fucking pegasus fell from the sky and landed on the ground. That was a weird day. Or that time you accidentally got your herd members high too and you rolled around in the sand. Another weird one. You seem to have a lot of those. Not like that would have anything to do with your drugs...

What wasn't a weird day was when you called out Eris and beat the shit out of her. Face smashed, bodies bleeding, bruises. It was a hot mess but you came out on top. Just like you deserved to. But still they don't call you general, still they don't give you any respect. You're just Oxy the Addict, mocked by most, loved by none, tolerated by few. But mock you though they might, they'll all realize their mistakes some day. When you're stronger, when you've trained to your full potential, then you'll call out somebody even more dangerous than Eris. You'll call out the golden asshole himself and take him down in a violent clash of the titans. Someday. You shake your head. Someday is too far in the future.

So anyways, back to that giant horse. You don't think you've ever made it this far north in the cold and snow and all that crap, but you're pretty sure you would have heard of some giant horse statue in the middle of nowhere. Or maybe not. Whatever. You decide you better just go investigate. However, your companion disagrees whole heartedly. Unfortunately, the obnoxious little near-invisible wisp has recently discovered her ability to pick up objects and flail them about mercilessly. One, two, three increasingly large rocks come whizzing towards your head, knocking into your skull with all the love a cougar shows a rabbit. But, being as dense as you are, you just keep walking. Maybe you should have just listened.

@[Torleik]- leaving this open since private threads don't work at herd borders, but I'd prefer this thread stays on the small-ish size so it doesn't get too hung up, if anybody else wants to join.

Oxy