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02-09-2015, 11:54 PM
SHIDA
I'M ON A BOAT
I'M ON A BOAT
"Will not-" I sneer at Thranduil. I mean to say more, to tell him if I blow up one side of the boat, that the rest will float and you know I'll be on the winning side, but then little miss red opens her yapper again.
Flatly, my stare falls on her. What? Like I should give a shit just because she fell out of someone's vagina a few years before me?
Fuck that. I slow blink - you know what I mean, when you really sarcastically blink at someone as if you just can't even. "I double dog dare you-" I hiss, and as if to accentuate my words Princess growls at my side. It isn't intimidating at all since he's just a pup but, you know. It's the thought that counts.
Behind me Da shouts loud. I'm mostly used to it by now, but even so my shoulders twitch slightly as my body tenses with the force of his words. He's easily the tallest one here, the oldest, and the most badass, and right now I feel pretty darn good about being his kid. He calls me Thing 1, and I beam with pride. You might think it's insulting. Like, come on Oxy. Even you're smart enough to remember your own kids' name, but it's cool. I get it. The real point, is that if I'm thing 1, you know what that makes Auriel? Number fucking 2. Take that you vaping hybrid bitch. Da loves me more. IN YO FACE.
Da does that ground shaking thing, which I try to immediately help with. I can't shake the ground like he can, but you know what I can do?
Say it with me now.
On three. One ... two ...
MOTHER FUCKING EXPLOSIONS (aka three).
I aim an explosion right at the ground under Destry's hooves. I've actually never tried to explode anyone before, so I don't know what will happen. I can throw rocks and shit pretty high, but miss bitch over here looks like she weighs more than just a few rocks (if you know what I mean [if you don't, it's a fat joke. I'm calling her fat.]).
"HAH." The sound is almost a honk, it's basically just all the air in my system being forced out of my mouth at once.
Oxy/Shida.
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