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02-10-2015, 06:59 PM
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"You spin me right round, baby." Were you supposed to take four buckets? Probably not. Some other poor suckers gonna miss out… maybe. The Earth God can probably just make more buckets. Of course, he could probably just generate some water too, but he didn’t do that so… yeah. Maybe not. Who knows. ANYWAYS, you were getting pretty tired of all the raging pain that was pulsing through your body and so, even though you’re not supposed to get high around Thing 1 and Thing 2, you went ahead and did it anyways, eating a few of your vines before quickly gathering up as many buckets as you could put in your mouth and walking away. Now, it is a fact that water is probably gonna splash all over when you carry them back (because your little girl shouldn’t be straining herself carrying anything), but… oh well. You’ll just leave a bucket behind. Or get less water. Whatever. “Oh look, an Asshole and his moose,” you offer as you unceremoniously drop all of your buckets onto the ground. You’ve found Thranduil, and your drugged and cursed mind is hallucinating that Deimos is an impressively large, black moose. “Do you enjoy the love he makes to you at night, or do you do it because you hate yourself?” you ask Thranduil. Yeah… if you were supposed to be making friends on this little Earth God adventure, you’re not doing it very well. Of course, to be fair, you hated Thranduil long before this so… this is old news. Oxy & Shida |
Permission granted to use magic or physical force with Oxy at any time for any reason to any degree, with the exception of killing him.
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