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[OPEN] Smooth Criminal [crafting]

Öde Posts: 145
Aurora Basin Disciple atk: 5 | def: 10 | dam: 5
Stallion :: Unicorn :: 17 hh :: 4.5 HP: 64.5 | Buff: NOVICE
Blu
#4


Öde had a terrible chafing going on ever since that last god fight. He had felt it the first couple times he'd battled, but always chalked it up to his inexperience at it. The more he watched all the other fighters in the massive battles though, the more he realized none of them had the rash, nor the hobble that came with it after they fought.

He also realized none of them were as big as he was.

Öde might not be the tallest horse in Helovia, but he carried more than his fair share of weight between his thighs, and it, he was sure, was the culprit for all his discomfort. Battling required a great deal of movement and produced a fair share of sweat, all of which was the perfect recipe for family-jewels friction. Well he was full, thanks very much, and didn't plan on making that recipe again.

It wasn't that simple though. Öde couldn't just, stop fighting, all because his jingle bells rung a bit too loudly. I mean if there was any excuse for not doing manly things being too manly was certainly a good choice, but he would prefer to both do and be manly. Surely there was a solution? Perhaps Lena would know - maybe she'd even have some salve for him!

He was on the hunt of her, waddling a bit through the tundra in an attempt to keep his inner flesh from rubbing together any further, when he noticed his cousin and a pale mare talking. Wondering what Erebos was up to (because unlike him Erebos had lots of friends and always seemed to be doing something fun), Öde sidled on over just as their conversation was getting past the pleasantries.

"Crafter?" he repeated with a head tilt. He had no items on him and his mother had never had anything to her name except some old blood, but he had seen plenty of shiny things that caught his eye. "What can you craft?" he asked as his own nose reached down to inspect the downy fuzz he couldn't remember having seen much before. Maybe little balls of it growing on some oft he plants nearby, but not this whale load.

"I'm Öde by the way," he greeted absently as he reached around and under his inner leg (carefully with his horns) to itch at the burning inflammation that ran rampant by his testicles.


THE GLASS IS HALF EMPTY
Tag me only if starting a new thread.
Magic or force permitted any time, including death - no decapitating.
Be aware active magic doesn't work in his vicinity due to his magic!


62.5/62.5 HP
Helovia Hard Mode


Messages In This Thread
Smooth Criminal [crafting] - by Johnny - 10-18-2015, 11:00 AM
RE: Smooth Criminal [crafting] - by Erebos - 10-18-2015, 11:58 AM
RE: Smooth Criminal [crafting] - by Johnny - 11-10-2015, 10:30 PM
RE: Smooth Criminal [crafting] - by Öde - 11-11-2015, 10:49 PM
RE: Smooth Criminal [crafting] - by Erebos - 11-15-2015, 08:13 AM
RE: Smooth Criminal [crafting] - by Johnny - 11-28-2015, 01:10 PM
RE: Smooth Criminal [crafting] - by Öde - 11-28-2015, 03:57 PM
RE: Smooth Criminal [crafting] - by Erebos - 12-07-2015, 06:30 PM
RE: Smooth Criminal [crafting] - by Johnny - 12-17-2015, 06:48 PM
RE: Smooth Criminal [crafting] - by Öde - 12-20-2015, 12:01 AM
RE: Smooth Criminal [crafting] - by Erebos - 12-21-2015, 06:21 PM
RE: Smooth Criminal [crafting] - by Johnny - 01-06-2016, 11:55 AM
RE: Smooth Criminal [crafting] - by Öde - 01-12-2016, 06:03 PM

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