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Helovian Ancient

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#20

02-28-2016, 11:35 PM

What the sesame street reject had forgotten was that magic had a certain quality in Helovia – it attracted vultures like a new carcass in a barren wasteland. But the angry little beast was not about to relinquish its prize so quickly, oh no it was not. They came so quickly, and the evil puffball snapped its razor teeth at the first to arrive and dare to question him. “What are you, little bug?” it snapped, awkwardly long neck swaying about atop its fat little body, beady eyes hateful. And then a bumbling fool had to try and knock into him, and the bugger screeched very loudly, his fuzzy body bursting into immediate flames like some sort of roasted pterodactyl, hoping to burn the idiot that mumbled his apologies uselessly. Grumbling profanities under his breath the glorified chicken eyed the boy hatefully for a moment longer, until even more of the dreadful big-bellies wandered towards his little piece of warm-butted heaven.

He wasn’t getting enough down time for all this ridiculous work, spreading magic and joy throughout Helovia or some mess.

The lantern-bearing brute was slightly more jovial, though the bird thing eyed him suspiciously. No he most certainly was not little, he was a rather fat and very disproportionate thing sitting upon his big glass bottle. But at least the tree-marked fellow did not disservice him as plainly as the first. “No, I am RESTING!” he squawked hideously, for he was definitely not injured despite the big oaf attempting to trample him. Maybe they would get the message and scatter, he wasn’t feeling charitable right now and was unlikely to relinquish his portable tushie-toaster to any of these needling nellies. Especially not the one with the awful beasts. The bird hissed and exploded violently back into flames, threatening them plainly. He was guardian of this orb, and if they wanted his succulent flesh, he would let it dissolve into nothingness. The beast just wanted a warm butt, he didn’t want to die!

The only one the freak liked was the curious one that offered his services for warmth. The beast eyed him speculatively, awful clawed feet shifting and clicking around the lip of the corked bottle. “I may take you up on that,” it squawked pretentiously. But for the moment his fluffy backside wiggled and descended further towards the bottle, soaking up the blissful heat. They continued to crowd up around him but in silence, only making the creature feel even more miffed. What, were they expecting a hand out?! How rude! He was a person too!

At least the blunt one would be interesting, and chainsaw teeth snapped unhappily at his words. “You ever try to sit your ass straight on a fire, old man?” the awful thing snaps. "Cuz if so you must not be very bright."

But finally the very last one to dawdle in raises the right question – what’s going on here?

“I’m warmin’ my tush clearly! Until you greedy pipsqueaks came gallivanting over, not even botherin’ with a hello!” Its voice was truly awful and grating, especially in his anger. “Maybe I don’t wanna hand it over just yet! Why should any of you have it anyways? Despicable creatures,” it spat, hunching over its prize with a glare. Whether they answered him or not didn’t matter. He was going to keep his butt firmly perched upon his heated throne.

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Warm Your Buns - by Random Event - 02-25-2016, 12:42 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Cirrus - 02-25-2016, 01:37 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Amaris - 02-25-2016, 01:58 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Ivezho - 02-25-2016, 02:30 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Grimalkin - 02-25-2016, 02:44 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Tilney - 02-25-2016, 04:01 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Tae - 02-25-2016, 12:17 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Rift - 02-25-2016, 12:31 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Iona - 02-25-2016, 02:19 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Johnny - 02-25-2016, 02:36 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Volterra - 02-25-2016, 03:42 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Ki'irha - 02-25-2016, 09:52 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Ilios - 02-26-2016, 03:59 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Milo - 02-26-2016, 09:47 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Najya - 02-26-2016, 11:43 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Albrecht - 02-27-2016, 08:05 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Mauja - 02-27-2016, 09:00 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Nephele - 02-27-2016, 07:34 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Naerys - 02-27-2016, 11:21 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Random Event - 02-28-2016, 11:35 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Tae - 02-28-2016, 11:45 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Johnny - 02-29-2016, 12:34 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Amaris - 02-29-2016, 01:26 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Tilney - 02-29-2016, 03:11 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Cirrus - 02-29-2016, 04:29 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Grimalkin - 02-29-2016, 05:40 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Ivezho - 02-29-2016, 06:05 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Volterra - 02-29-2016, 07:43 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Rift - 02-29-2016, 04:22 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Albrecht - 02-29-2016, 09:07 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Ki'irha - 02-29-2016, 10:46 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Mauja - 03-01-2016, 05:35 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Nephele - 03-01-2016, 09:35 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Milo - 03-01-2016, 10:37 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Iona - 03-01-2016, 11:54 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Najya - 03-02-2016, 12:13 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Naerys - 03-02-2016, 03:24 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Ilios - 03-02-2016, 08:08 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Random Event - 03-05-2016, 08:50 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Johnny - 03-05-2016, 11:31 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Amaris - 03-06-2016, 06:02 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Cirrus - 03-06-2016, 06:41 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Ivezho - 03-06-2016, 07:14 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Grimalkin - 03-06-2016, 07:32 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Volterra - 03-06-2016, 04:55 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Tilney - 03-07-2016, 02:39 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Iona - 03-07-2016, 11:41 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Ki'irha - 03-07-2016, 11:47 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Najya - 03-08-2016, 12:06 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Mauja - 03-08-2016, 10:57 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Albrecht - 03-08-2016, 01:58 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Naerys - 03-08-2016, 08:30 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Random Event - 03-11-2016, 07:21 PM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Mauja - 03-16-2016, 10:32 AM

RE: Warm Your Buns - by Albrecht - 03-17-2016, 07:47 AM

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