I know I wanted an honest worker, - As written on his profile, he rarely lies
and I know you'll pull your weight, - Heavy draft breed
but I need someone less emotional, - Rash, impulsive
you know...
Hey! Why are you without a sword too? - Species ref - equine
I’m not hiring you to look pretty,
You’ve got soot on your jacket by the way. - He's black
[ you can't stray from what you are, you're the closest thing to hell i've seen so far ]
[ use of force/magic on him is permitted aside from death/maiming ]