Holy spitballs, life is so totally heckin weird!!! Like, are you feeling this nonsense? Zero said I had to learn how to be ~responsible~ but how the hell an I supposed to do that with all the crazy shit I have had to deal with in my short and incredibly tender and juicy life. Dad was totally the weirdest thing about it right now, like have you seen him? The man is terrifying, and HUGE! Way bigger than mom. And I dunno, he always seemed like such a not-actual thing and now he’s here and I guess we’re leaving now? How even is my child brain and juvenile emotional base supposed to process this?!

Answer: not thinking about it. Flip switch! Something heavy weighing on your mind? Toss it the hell out and have some fun! This is definitely a good practice. I shall adopt it now and keep it in my life forever and ever amen.

When Vastra pulled at my wings, I follow. No-fuckin-duh! I ain’t letting that girl out of my sight for a while. A though passes through my brain, thinking i should suggest we find dad and stick with him whilee mom goes off to get her stuff or something…. I wave at that thought as it passes by and follow Vastra to the beach. SCORE! I friggin luuurve the beach, hands down favorite landscape, 11/10 would splash in waves. 

"So what are go going to see? A rock? A really cool rock? A fish? A….” I kept up offering guesses while we walked, pausing between each to consider a new option and continuing until we had waded into the surf up to our knees. Without hesitating (because life is too short, shorty!) I lift my front to splash in the shallows. It just makes such a fun plunking noise I just… UGHHH SO FUN!

Alas, my beloved killjoy shuts me up and OH MAN does it kill me to stand still but i have two very important questions before managing to zip it: “How long to we have to wait?! WHO’LL COME?!” super stealthy whisper, so hush, much quiet, wow.

Ok Vastra said quiet so i’ll be the quietest person EVER! 

Three…two….one….

“Hey Vasa…” ok, better at whispering this time, maybe cause I actually have something important to say. I try to meet her calm brown eyes (so pretty, like you’re think calm would be boring but really it’s not too bad, not on her) "I really missed you. Sorry I got suck and lost you…”