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status: creature with which one does not fuck

Albrecht Posts: 249
Aurora Basin Impersonator atk: 6 | def: 8.5 | dam: 2.5
Stallion :: Unicorn :: 17.1hh :: 19 (Orangemoon) HP: 60 | Buff: NOVICE
Strom :: Suma Ball Python :: None Townsen
#6

At least this one has a sense of humor, he thinks with an amused snort as the mare turns and flashes her toothy grin his way, laughter gurgling out of her throat in a feral and strangely unsettling key. He hasn't missed the string of nonsense she spewed at the asshole immediately prior, he relished her full throttle screaming actually, watching the other stallions forelock blow back in the wake of her volume, but he isn't able to place the dialect until she speaks again. Mavuto. Tembovu.

"Oh gods, you're not here to fuck him too are you?" He says it a little too loud, a little too exasperated, carefully approaching the pair from the opposite side of the mare than the one that the asshole is currently standing on. "Was he like the last sterile stallion in the country and now you're all forced to seek out his almighty loins when you want to start a family of your own? There's plenty of other candidates here for that purpose you know, widen the gene pool a little."

Tirade number one finished, he curls his neck to look around his newly acquired, blood stained, equine shield, an air of righteous condescension inflating his posture. "And who are you to keep her from her quest, Shitlord Charming?" He makes it through the name without fault, pronouncing the syllables smoothly enough - he thinks - to build off of the mares first misunderstanding. "I assume you won't be dissuaded." He tells the mare, pulling himself entirely behind her sturdy form again. She doesn't seem the type to be dissuaded. So! World's Edge. East. If you hit the ocean, you've gone too far."

'Why help?' His companion questions. Helpful is not a facet of the old stallions personality so far as he can tell and he assumes that he should know better than anyone thanks to the intimate nature of companion bonds. His pear shaped head cocks quizzically. Because the asshole doesn't want to, comes his bondeds crisp reply. 'Oh, of course.'



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RE: status: creature with which one does not fuck - by Albrecht - 10-11-2016, 07:09 PM

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