Right now Zero's got 2/5! Perhaps his thread with @Esinakh and her companion will count for 3, hmm.
@Ampere we still need a drunk mother/son thread
@Ru I can continue our thread orrrr start something else? Or if Ru's already got something going Zero can throw himself in like an obnoxious one-winged derpasaurus?
@Sarah I'M GONNA REPLY TO OUR THREAD AND WIPE MESEC'S MEMORY DAMNIT. And then maybe they can meet up again and Zero can use that for his quest?
@Roskuld what's good?