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Odds of being alone | Valentine, Open

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01-17-2013, 12:57 AM

NPC; ALFRED
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Narrator: Alfred was fishing.

"Who yew calling' Ahlfred? Ain't no buddy callz me Ahlfred, cept' momma bear an' she aint bin topside since they came roun' lookin fer oil. It's A-L-F-EEEE"

Narrator: -sigh- Alfie was fishing.


"e'Yup, sure wuz. ain't caught nuthin tho. You think that has anythang to-der with usin bubblegum as bait?"

Narrator: …I'm sure the fish just had an early lunch.

"ohya. prolly right."

Narrator: Try not to be too hard on poor Alfred, ("A-L-F-EEEEE"); the sun was so hot that it melted all of the ice caps up North, and probably quite a few of Alfie's brain cells as well. Still, he is a diligent polar bear, and does mean well.

Today, the bit of ice that he has lived on for the past 6 months, has come unusually close to the Helovian shores. Likely, this has something to do with the amount of surfacing that Walter, the Kraken, has been doing, but it's hard to tell. Today, Alfie is fishing, one of his favourite pass times.

"Ayayyy. Whuz that over there a wayz?"

Narrator: The Unicorn?

"a'int no such thang as un-eee-cornz. Even i knowz that."

Narrator: Well, why don't you ask him yourself?

"Well maybe I just will? Hey, you think he haz any bait?"


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