You there! I demand my money back. -Fluff
Instead of what I ordered, I was delivered a pair of woolen socks- I can't wear these! [/i]-Possibly
They're much too warm for summer. -"Her fur grows long for the winter times and sheds back to normal after Frostfall." -This is stated in her profile. It is now summer.
Plus, they don't match; one is, how horrific, tattooed while the other is... -[i]She has a strange symbol on her cheek. It means something bad. XD
I don't care how expensive or exotic a brand they are, I just want my good old sport socks! -Expensive could refer to her golden markings. Exotic/expensive breeding kinda... (1/2 Mustang, 1/4 QH, 1/4 Thoroughbred <- not the most common breeding.)
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