You there! I demand my money back. - Blah,
Instead of what I ordered, I was delivered a pair of woolen socks- - Agrona's coat is dark, looking black. Also, she has white markings. Wool is often black or white.
I can't wear these! They're much too warm for summer. - She's never comfortable in warm climates.
Plus, they don't match; one is, how horrific, - Was raised to be a killer/warrior, but deep down it bothers her
- tattooed while the other is... - White dots below her left eye, but not her right. Also, tribal lacing down her snout. Could be considered "tattoos."
I don't care how expensive or exotic a brand they are, - Saddlebred/Standardbred mix. Named after the Celtic "Goddess of Carnage," which could be considered exotic.
I just want my good old sport socks! - "Old sport" could be considered competitive; could refer to past battles, competitive/cocky personality.
Let me tell you something baby
You love me for everything you hate me for
- Please tag me in every post!