You there! I demand my money back. - Implies a crafter/weaver - Crowley's rank.
Instead of what I ordered, I was delivered a pair of woolen socks - I can't wear these! They're much too warm for summer. - Someone that lives in a cold climate - the Basin.
Plus, they don't match; one is, how horrific, tattooed while the other is... - Reference to a marking.
I don't care how expensive or exotic a brand they are, I just want my good old sport socks! - Could be reference to a sporting breed - Crowley is a Trakehner.