You there! I demand my money back. - has golden markings, gold could represent money
Instead of what I ordered, I was delivered a pair of woolen socks - four socks
I can't wear these! They're much too warm for summer. Plus, they don't match; one is, how horrific, tattooed while the other is... tribal markings on shoulders
I don't care how expensive or exotic a brand they are, I just want my good old sport socks!
aud pixel!