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06-15-2014, 03:57 PM
Oxy Figures. You can't even scratch yourself in peace. But then, you get it. You're hot peace of unicorn ass and everybody wants to be your friend. Or something like that. Like that time that Rose Red tried to come onto you, whispering seductive words into your ear. But you showed her, biting her for her idiocy. You haven't met any mares in this land worthy of your time or... masculine qualities. Not that you're super interested anyway. Doing that sort of nonsense just causes foals to be running all about, crying your name and being a general nuisance. And how are you going to get any work done if you're surrounded by tiny fools all the time. No. You think not. Still, she asked, so you go ahead and stop itching and turn around and sort of join back up into the ground. “Are you useful for anything? If you are, we might have something to talk about.” You frown as you respond, then return your gaze to the pegasus. You try to think of some witty response but intoxication is rarely a good way to find a quick brain and snappy responses. So instead you just dig your nose into your shoulder bag and pull out one of your locoweed vines, savoring it as you chew it deliberately, looking her in the eye the whole time. Weird? Yes. Answers her question? Maybe. But your companion doesn't wish to be left out of all the fun, appalled by your rudeness but driven by her need for fun, and having thus far watched yourself make a fool of yourself from the safety of the trees above. Having decided that Liit would be much more fun to pester, the little black wisp of a creature descends from the boughs of the tree and heads towards her face, morphing into a pair of black swan wings. She tries her best to flutter close to Liit's muzzle, to create a sort of wing mustache upon the girl's face, and flapping a gentle breeze. You just sort of chuckle in response. For once, you are amused by her antics and you watch eagerly to see what will come of it. @[Liit] |
Permission granted to use magic or physical force with Oxy at any time for any reason to any degree, with the exception of killing him.
Please do not tag Oxy unless it is in an opening post
Please do not tag Oxy unless it is in an opening post
