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[OPEN] did my drink go bad?

Rostislav Posts: 245
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Stallion :: Unicorn :: 15.1hh :: 7 (Frostfall) HP: 69.5 | Buff: ENDURE
Damaris :: Common Hellhound :: Acid Lauren
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Rostislav
I see her nose wrinkle as she takes in my appearance. But I take in HER appearance, too (again), and I realize that.. Hey. She's.. pretty fine. And you know, maybe, I could tap that.. Will she let me? I'm not a rapist, boys and girls, I only want it if she wants it. But right now it is clear, she does not want the D. Not even Rosti D. My handsome shape (short and fat), my soulful eyes (super bad vision from drinking), my handsome mane and tail (what in God's name did you drag that in?!)... And she still finds me unattractive?! Perhaps I can change her mind. I turn around slowly, and as un-awkwardly as possible. I mostly succeed, just as she is giving me a few choice words. Her sarcasm isn't lost on me, but I act as if I am only taking her words at face value. Maybe a little French thing is a nice change to the usual..nothing. I approach her slowly, stopping far enough away to continue to give her space. Damaris stays away, unaware of anything happening with me. Good for her - she needs a break from me anyway.

Of course, this ivory unicorn's sarcasm begs a sassy reply in return. Hopefully it won't put her off of me anymore than she is now, but it's a risk I have to take. I can't roll over and play dead with such a fun introduction, now can I? "I dunno, maybe you just wanted to stop and ask a handsome devil like me for directions." I manage to pull off what I think is a sexy wink. Rostislav, at your service. I perform a surprisingly good bow, not something I do too often. I myself am surprised that I am able to maintain my balance, but maybe there's a few tricks that this old dog (I'm not THAT old) has still up his sleeve. Hide. Leg? Forget it.

Walk. Talk.
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did my drink go bad? - by Rostislav - 07-06-2014, 05:03 PM
RE: did my drink go bad? - by Sheba - 07-06-2014, 07:08 PM
RE: did my drink go bad? - by Sheba - 07-08-2014, 01:11 PM
RE: did my drink go bad? - by Sheba - 07-14-2014, 05:17 PM
RE: did my drink go bad? - by Sheba - 07-15-2014, 04:34 AM
RE: did my drink go bad? - by Sheba - 07-27-2014, 06:44 PM
RE: did my drink go bad? - by Sheba - 08-04-2014, 02:56 PM
RE: did my drink go bad? - by Sheba - 08-11-2014, 03:47 AM
RE: did my drink go bad? - by Sheba - 08-30-2014, 03:12 AM
RE: did my drink go bad? - by Rostislav - 07-06-2014, 10:22 PM
RE: did my drink go bad? - by Rostislav - 07-12-2014, 12:52 AM
RE: did my drink go bad? - by Rostislav - 07-15-2014, 12:02 AM
RE: did my drink go bad? - by Rostislav - 07-15-2014, 11:37 PM
RE: did my drink go bad? - by Rostislav - 07-28-2014, 10:36 PM
RE: did my drink go bad? - by Rostislav - 08-06-2014, 10:43 PM
RE: did my drink go bad? - by Rostislav - 08-16-2014, 04:18 PM
RE: did my drink go bad? - by Rostislav - 08-30-2014, 10:31 PM

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