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08-21-2014, 10:34 PM
I cackle with foolish, goatee (hahaha) glee at the success of my little rockslide that I've started. I look back and see several of my unicorn companions have been knocked about and their plans bungled. I turn ahead and plunge ahead, seeing that there are only a couple in the lead with me. Excellent! Perhaps I can win this? My little hooves plunge into the sugary ground, but what's this - trouble ahead! A ravine has appeared seemingly out of nowhere, and it is our job to dodge it. To the left, the sugar turns to some rainbow-y stuff, and to the right, it looks like a bunch of broken mirrors. Well - I dunno exactly if those are broken mirrors there on the ground, but anyone to go that way is absolutely crazy! I'm not stupid. I turn to look at the left side again. Rainbow it is! I dash to the left and struggle up the strange rainbow sugar stuff. I wonder if anyone will look at me differently, and judge my sexuality by my choice of path. I sure hope not. I have a moment where I freeze in panic and fall to the ground. FAINTING GOAT DAMNIT! It wears off after a moment, and I rise to my feet, struggling onward with a distressed BLAAAAAAAH!!!!!! No, mustn't lose! MUSTN'T LOSE! They'll all look at my poor fat little self differently if I lose, especially after fainting like a pansy. Nope, gotta beat all these little buggers, damn their bleating selves.
Rosti chooses left!
Rostislav
more than a drunken fool
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