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[OPEN] the purpose of porpoises is to propose to porcupines [Falls Warriors]

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Stallion :: Unicorn :: 17.2hh :: 9 [Tallsun] HP: 73.5 | Buff: DANCE
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Oxy
Did you expect positive responses to your oh-so-motivating speech? Nobody really would have thought so, and yet… you look awful surprised when she hisses back at you and calls you a piece of shit. Jerking your head back, you short of bob around for a few moments and try to figure out what to say to that. Luckily, you don’t have to figure anything out, since then she goes and starts verbally assaulting Ciceron. Now, technically he is her superior, but you’re not about to tell her that. Let them sort that idiocy out on their own. Stopping to stare back at her as she stares at you, you seriously consider biting her nose- she’s fortunate that a distraction saves her tender flesh.

Jerking your head to the side, you look at Rostislav as he finally decides to add something useful to this little gathering. In fact, you almost let yourself smirk at his retort, because truth be told it is kind of funny. But, for the sake of appearances, you don’t let him see any sort of amusement. You wouldn’t want him to think you actually like him or anything. That just wouldn’t do at all. But you do grunt an affirmation, mind already whirling about what you’re going to do with this problem.

Problem number three comes in the form of Ciceron and his growing kitten, who are equally as unimpressed with your diatribe on the finer points of being a Hidden Fall’s warrior. And you’re sure he’s probably making some really great points while he’s talking, but god damn you wish he’d hurry up and get to the end. You’ve got places to go, people to see… or something. That’s actually a lie. But whatever. “You,” you grumble as you turn back towards Agrona. “Why don’t you go fight something more animate than a rock. And try not to lose.” Returning your gaze to Ciceron, you attempt to deal with a different situation. “We’re supposed to be training with the Throat… deal with that. Set it up or something…”

You kind of trail off at the end. Technically you were supposed to take care of that- you did tell Rostislav you were going to deal with it. And you did try to figure everything out, it’s just… things happened. Your slave girl disappeared. And obviously you can’t be bothered to go do the actual work. Not like anybody should send you anyways. As based off this meeting, you have the communication skills of an ant. Shifting around a minute, you look to Rostislav and the two underlings to see if they have anything else to say. You were super pumped about this meeting a few minutes ago, but now you think you’d rather just go get high or something.



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RE: the purpose of porpoises is to propose to porcupines [Falls Warriors] - by Oxy - 11-10-2014, 07:40 PM

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