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Dear Earth God.
Here's a thought. If you don't make a fucking flood, we won't need shit to fucking repair your stank ass boat.
xoxo
Whatevs. Da is over with Ma, and I let them do their grown up thing. Instead, I focus on Princess who is taking a MASSIVE dump near a tree. I frown and think nothing of it until I see a leaf fall into his mountainous pile of excrement and stick there.
HOLY PUPPY POOP BATMAN. I'VE GOT IT.
Princesses' shit is basically like super glue! Since he's young and still has thought marvelous watery puppy-shits every 5 minutes (especially when he's excited), there will be no shortage of bonding agents on boat, should something crack or break (or you know, get exploded).
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaailed it.
I trot over to Da, confident and arrogant as always.
"I found our shit." I offer, literally meaning the words I say.
OXY SHI.