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SWP :: A light shining through

Shida Posts: 109
Deceased atk: 3.5 | def: 7 | dam: 6
Filly :: Unicorn :: 16 :: 3 (ages in Birdsong) HP: 62.5 | Buff: NOVICE
Princess :: Common Hellhound :: Hellfire Odd
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Shida
How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable
So condescending unnecessarily critical


:|

Hey Earth Dick. How about some equal opportunity fucking transportation up in here?

Like the others, I heard the rumbles and tumbles indicating that some shit was going down. Fun physics fact for ya'll, sound carries like a motherfucker across the water. Seriously. It has clearly been ruining my beauty sleep, as well as my don't-be-a-bitch sleep. I couldn't discern anything specific, but when fireballs and blue-ass hightailed it out of the Throat, I assumed something was going on. If it was going to be another epic battle, I figured why the fuck not. I sort of had fun last time.

So I set off, running my fat-ass down the coat. However nothing prepared me for what I was about to see.

Motha. Fucking. Islands.

Like, are you shitting me? What year is this? This isn't fucking 1952 Earthy. Ya'll gotta provide fucking lands that are accessible to everyone.

"This is some discriminatory bullshit" I sneered to Princess, halting at the edge of the water. Licking my teeth, I glared around, looking to see if I had missed a bridge or something else. Hello, magic bridge anyone??? "Who would have thought Gaucho would be more inclusive than Earthy." I doubt anyone heard that, but I sort of hoped that they did. Because once again, this was some bullshit right here.

I wade a little bit into the water. It's fucking cold, and all my fur (thanks Da) is immediately waterlogged. "UGH." I sneer again, glancing over at Princess who appears to be enjoying himself just fine, doggy paddling along. "Fuuuuuck" I whine, forcing myself to swim.

I curse the whole way across. By the time I actually reach the bank, I'm almost on my knees having a heart attack. "Real fucking nice." I spit towards the Earth God, ears flat against my skull.

Let it be clear that I do not support this commy-inspired, Oh, this is good exercise and good for your health.



Shida being Shida.

Image Credits || original coding by Tamme; modified by Shady


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RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Virgil - 10-12-2015, 10:15 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Ktulu - 10-12-2015, 10:36 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Evaneska - 10-12-2015, 10:38 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Isopia - 10-12-2015, 10:38 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Zenobia - 10-12-2015, 11:10 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Imonada - 10-12-2015, 11:23 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Aquila - 10-12-2015, 11:50 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Tembovu - 10-13-2015, 12:09 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Dacianna - 10-13-2015, 08:54 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Ghost - 10-13-2015, 09:31 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Dragomir - 10-13-2015, 10:40 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Ranjiri - 10-13-2015, 11:22 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Ophelia - 10-13-2015, 12:14 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Gashad - 10-13-2015, 12:21 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Volterra - 10-13-2015, 12:49 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Nyx - 10-13-2015, 02:38 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Aithniel - 10-13-2015, 03:36 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Aeolus - 10-13-2015, 05:22 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Archibald - 10-13-2015, 05:24 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Erebos - 10-13-2015, 05:55 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Ciceron - 10-13-2015, 06:23 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Rhea - 10-13-2015, 07:11 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Kipling - 10-13-2015, 08:20 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Kalona - 10-13-2015, 09:19 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Adria - 10-13-2015, 09:31 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Erthë - 10-14-2015, 02:57 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Vadim - 10-14-2015, 08:56 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Mauja - 10-14-2015, 02:19 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Ampere - 10-14-2015, 03:14 PM
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RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Rexanna - 10-14-2015, 05:20 PM
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RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Aaron - 10-15-2015, 12:31 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Ahvelyn - 10-15-2015, 08:07 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Gaucho - 10-15-2015, 09:42 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Maren - 10-15-2015, 10:22 AM
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RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Rude - 10-15-2015, 12:03 PM
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RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Nephele - 10-15-2015, 02:20 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Deimos - 10-15-2015, 05:53 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Abraham - 10-15-2015, 10:18 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Miykael - 10-15-2015, 10:28 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Einarr - 10-15-2015, 10:40 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Iona - 10-15-2015, 11:00 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Najya - 10-15-2015, 11:28 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Dovahkiin - 10-16-2015, 12:02 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Parelia - 10-16-2015, 12:09 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Ilios - 10-16-2015, 02:26 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Knox - 10-16-2015, 07:23 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Milo - 10-16-2015, 08:10 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Ulrik - 10-16-2015, 10:22 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Cera - 10-16-2015, 02:54 PM
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RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Amani - 10-16-2015, 04:35 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Calypso - 10-16-2015, 05:03 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Vitani - 10-16-2015, 05:16 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Nuray - 10-16-2015, 05:20 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Mirabella - 10-16-2015, 05:24 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Thranduil - 10-17-2015, 10:29 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Zenobia - 10-17-2015, 06:52 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Isopia - 10-17-2015, 09:40 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Mauja - 10-18-2015, 06:40 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Volterra - 10-18-2015, 11:35 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Archibald - 10-18-2015, 11:36 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Erebos - 10-18-2015, 06:42 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Ampere - 10-18-2015, 07:01 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Abraham - 10-18-2015, 07:11 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Zèklè - 10-18-2015, 08:05 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Morenth - 10-19-2015, 03:11 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Isopia - 10-19-2015, 10:52 AM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Gaucho - 10-19-2015, 04:14 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Tiamat - 10-20-2015, 05:48 PM
RE: SWP :: A light shining through - by Rohan - 10-20-2015, 08:19 PM

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