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[DROP] Warm Your Buns

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Stallion :: Unicorn :: 13 hh :: 10 years
Jellybean :: Common Griffin :: Molten Dagger Sarah
#22


WELL I certainly didn’t like the look of those flames. The fact that a crowd that was gathering that was easily greater than the population of the Falls seemed to have worried the cute bird somehow. Yeah that’s right, I think he’s adorable. Jellybean agrees - or, well, she kinda managed to get a look at it from her backward spot on top of my head. She got alarmed because I stepped back away from the flames (no thank you I don’t want to be soup today).

I realized that though I had been drawn here for the crowd (how I love crowds!) the bird was guarding one of those funny little orbs like the one that we all played with in the water! You know, with the dolphins and the otters? Seriously, it happened! I swear! I had a delightful time, splashing Tangere and getting all sorts of wet. I know, it’s weird - I can’t get warm because I might melt but I won’t dissolve if I go in water. Magic is a very strange thing, ladies and gentlemen.

While I’m coming to this realization, and enjoying the happy memories associated, the bird started yelling at us! We’ve offended it and both my face and Jellybean’s crumble into despair at the notion. Oh, no, she just had gas (how marvellous it is when a griffin farts on your face, is it not?). Well I’m upset! “I’m very sorry that we’ve upset you, sir!” TRULY! I hate when anything of any species hates me. HOw can you hate me? I’m sugar! I’m literally sugar and spice and everything nice. They made that rhyme up for me!

I don’t particularly want the orb if it’s that hot, because it’s probably a bad idea, but I’m interested in helping to find a solution that makes our feathered host a little more cheery. You know what would be warm right about now? A giant group hug. With all of those present. Sign me up to be next to Mauja when it happens, though! “We could share?” I look around to the gathered assembly, as though looking for backers for this idea, before I’m interrupted by my own thoughts. “OH! Or we could find you something warmer!”
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Messages In This Thread
Warm Your Buns - by Random Event - 02-25-2016, 12:42 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Cirrus - 02-25-2016, 01:37 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Amaris - 02-25-2016, 01:58 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Ivezho - 02-25-2016, 02:30 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Grimalkin - 02-25-2016, 02:44 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Tilney - 02-25-2016, 04:01 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Tae - 02-25-2016, 12:17 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Rift - 02-25-2016, 12:31 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Iona - 02-25-2016, 02:19 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Johnny - 02-25-2016, 02:36 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Volterra - 02-25-2016, 03:42 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Ki'irha - 02-25-2016, 09:52 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Ilios - 02-26-2016, 03:59 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Milo - 02-26-2016, 09:47 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Najya - 02-26-2016, 11:43 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Albrecht - 02-27-2016, 08:05 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Mauja - 02-27-2016, 09:00 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Nephele - 02-27-2016, 07:34 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Naerys - 02-27-2016, 11:21 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Random Event - 02-28-2016, 11:35 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Tae - 02-28-2016, 11:45 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Johnny - 02-29-2016, 12:34 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Amaris - 02-29-2016, 01:26 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Tilney - 02-29-2016, 03:11 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Cirrus - 02-29-2016, 04:29 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Grimalkin - 02-29-2016, 05:40 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Ivezho - 02-29-2016, 06:05 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Volterra - 02-29-2016, 07:43 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Rift - 02-29-2016, 04:22 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Albrecht - 02-29-2016, 09:07 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Ki'irha - 02-29-2016, 10:46 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Mauja - 03-01-2016, 05:35 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Nephele - 03-01-2016, 09:35 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Milo - 03-01-2016, 10:37 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Iona - 03-01-2016, 11:54 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Najya - 03-02-2016, 12:13 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Naerys - 03-02-2016, 03:24 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Ilios - 03-02-2016, 08:08 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Random Event - 03-05-2016, 08:50 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Johnny - 03-05-2016, 11:31 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Amaris - 03-06-2016, 06:02 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Cirrus - 03-06-2016, 06:41 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Ivezho - 03-06-2016, 07:14 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Grimalkin - 03-06-2016, 07:32 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Volterra - 03-06-2016, 04:55 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Tilney - 03-07-2016, 02:39 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Iona - 03-07-2016, 11:41 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Ki'irha - 03-07-2016, 11:47 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Najya - 03-08-2016, 12:06 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Mauja - 03-08-2016, 10:57 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Albrecht - 03-08-2016, 01:58 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Naerys - 03-08-2016, 08:30 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Random Event - 03-11-2016, 07:21 PM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Mauja - 03-16-2016, 10:32 AM
RE: Warm Your Buns - by Albrecht - 03-17-2016, 07:47 AM

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