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02-29-2016, 09:07 PM
One ear flicks back in response to the beasts tirade, the other still trained forward on the glimmering orb inside the glass bottle. He ignores the others, disinterested in their false courtesy and bare-bones attempts at bartering. Why trade a miniature sun for a simple lantern?
"Well I did say hello Dragon-Bird and all I suggested was taking the orb out of the bottle, not shoving it up your rectum. It seems you've already got something stuck up there anyway." The backward facing ear twitches slightly, torn between rotating forward in the midst of his humor or remaining in the familiarity of its current expression.
"You clutch that bottle of molten sun claiming you'll freeze without it, yet here you are in the land of perpetual fire - and don't you try to tell me that suddenly-burst-into-flames ability does nothing for your core temperature either." Jutting his chin out for greater effect, he nods accusingly at the beast. "So why should you have it Dragon-Bird? Is baking the shit stains out of your feathers really what it was placed in that bottle to do? Or are you just upset that no one comes running when your talons are empty?"
If being spiteful and making malicious comments is a part of the job then Albrecht needs to find himself a glass bottle and get his resume in order. He glances down at the little magma-like golem rocking uncertainly near the beasts perch and snorts in disdain. Don't these equids know how much perception and intelligence is needed to effectively ridicule? Then again, he thinks, maybe they don't. He hasn't met another soul in Helovia with the same acrid tastes until today. Perhaps they mistake the creatures bad temper for witlessness. A small smile creeps into the corner of the stallion's lips. He's sure the beast will show them otherwise now.
OOC // Wishlist No prior refusals.
Seeking magic upgrade for :: [ Magic: LightxSpark | Ability to stimulate pleasure centers of brain inducing attraction/affection. ]
:: Upgrade | Can focus the effects of this magic on a third party rather than himself.
+1 Extra Roll for Herd Champions
+1 Extra Roll from Prize List
"Well I did say hello Dragon-Bird and all I suggested was taking the orb out of the bottle, not shoving it up your rectum. It seems you've already got something stuck up there anyway." The backward facing ear twitches slightly, torn between rotating forward in the midst of his humor or remaining in the familiarity of its current expression.
"You clutch that bottle of molten sun claiming you'll freeze without it, yet here you are in the land of perpetual fire - and don't you try to tell me that suddenly-burst-into-flames ability does nothing for your core temperature either." Jutting his chin out for greater effect, he nods accusingly at the beast. "So why should you have it Dragon-Bird? Is baking the shit stains out of your feathers really what it was placed in that bottle to do? Or are you just upset that no one comes running when your talons are empty?"
If being spiteful and making malicious comments is a part of the job then Albrecht needs to find himself a glass bottle and get his resume in order. He glances down at the little magma-like golem rocking uncertainly near the beasts perch and snorts in disdain. Don't these equids know how much perception and intelligence is needed to effectively ridicule? Then again, he thinks, maybe they don't. He hasn't met another soul in Helovia with the same acrid tastes until today. Perhaps they mistake the creatures bad temper for witlessness. A small smile creeps into the corner of the stallion's lips. He's sure the beast will show them otherwise now.
OOC // Wishlist No prior refusals.
Seeking magic upgrade for :: [ Magic: LightxSpark | Ability to stimulate pleasure centers of brain inducing attraction/affection. ]
:: Upgrade | Can focus the effects of this magic on a third party rather than himself.
+1 Extra Roll for Herd Champions
+1 Extra Roll from Prize List
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