[any god] different strokes

[PRIVATE] [any god] different strokes

Helovian Ancient

Stallion :: Hybrid :: 15.3hh :: Ageless

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08-30-2016, 11:16 AM

The GOD of the SPARK

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate of everyone drops to zero

What can I say, thinking out loud is for those who are both daft and dull. The God rolled his eyes. What a perfectly stupid thing to say, but he didn't voice this opinion. Likely it would be more of a strain on his senses to endure a philosophical debate with the boy before him, than to merely let his comment slide.

The God's eyes widened with genuine surprise as the unicorn before him instructed the God on what it was he wanted him to do. Not what he would like him to do - oh no. The words falling from this one's lips certainly did not have the ringing undertones of a question, or a request. There was no reverence, no piety. Just a demand, or so it seemed to the God, whose lips thinned into a tight line.

The God internally groaned as he was winked at, and he momentarily considered transporting this one right to the Steppe and imprisoning him in a glacier for a few seasons. Maybe that would help his itch.

Instead, he just flatly said, "And why the fuck would you want to do that?" His gaze was piercing, but his expression was still fairly neutral, bordering on bored. "You want to be turned into a mare, in this sexist society that you all have created here, just so you can let a man have his way with you? Is this sexual itch of yours so great that you would ask me to bend the laws of nature just so you can have a one night stand?" The God, all for equality and equity, thought that this request was preposterous. Had this idiot asked him for magical gender reassignment surgery based on something more important, such as gender identity rather than mere sexual frustration, he might have complied. But this?

"You've already got one hole close enough. Use that." He grumbled.