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what the fuck did I say?

Oizys Posts: 134
Aurora Basin Soldier atk: 7.0 | def: 8.5 | dam: 6.5
Mare :: Hybrid :: 17hh :: 2 HP: 73.5 | Buff: NOVICE
Ker :: Philippine Eagle :: Curse Snow
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If Oizys had been able to choose her magic, she'd probably have picked the ability to write rude words in the sky. After all, she's puerile and childish and still laughs whenever somebody says 'tits', so it would be right up her street to carve eternal filth into the heavens. As it is, she's had to settle for summoning malicious spark beasties and transforming into any animal she pleases, which is admittedly far more useful and badass. Still, though, maybe there's somebody out there who can broadcast their swearing to the masses...

Turns out that there is. And it's only the fucking Spark God himself.

The giant letters can hardly be missed, and the gargoyle has to blink twice to check that she's read it correctly. Do her eyes deceive her or is that an f-bomb written in electricity in the sky? Given the herd's patron deity, the writing is more than likely done by the Spark God....which makes it a holy f-bomb, and therefore even better. The rest of the announcement is a bit of an anti-climax after that - Rikyn is their new Lord, replacing the absent Fae who is obviously so good at her previous sleuth role that she's managed to disappear from her throne altogether. Hopefully her replacement will be less of a disappointment.

Oizys soon finds herself deep in the throng of horses, but she, unlike them, is focused more on the Spark God than the newly-crowned Puppeteer. "Expletives written in the sky? You've just got yourself a shiny new worshipper." The young mare had previous favoured the Moon Goddess, given her status as the only female God and her utter Dark badassery, but things can easily change and Sparky....Sparky is a whole different kind of awesome.

Finally, she looks to Rikyn. He's an attractive creature, that much hadn't been lost on her when they first met, but now he is a king....his attractiveness has just doubled. They've hardly exchanged two words, but she thinks he should be competent enough to rule them. "Congrats," she says, although her eyes still roam greedily to the Spark God who holds her full interest.

I'M NOT A HERO, I'M A LIAR
I'M NOT A SAVIOUR, I'M A VAMPIRE
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Messages In This Thread
what the fuck did I say? - by God of the Spark - 04-05-2017, 10:07 AM
RE: what the fuck did I say? - by Rikyn - 04-05-2017, 04:42 PM
RE: what the fuck did I say? - by Tiamat - 04-05-2017, 10:36 PM
RE: what the fuck did I say? - by Rikyn - 04-06-2017, 09:37 AM
RE: what the fuck did I say? - by Erebos - 04-06-2017, 04:46 PM
RE: what the fuck did I say? - by Toulouse - 04-06-2017, 08:00 PM
RE: what the fuck did I say? - by Weaver - 04-07-2017, 10:04 AM
RE: what the fuck did I say? - by Albrecht - 04-08-2017, 08:25 AM
RE: what the fuck did I say? - by Öde - 04-08-2017, 12:43 PM
RE: what the fuck did I say? - by Lena - 04-08-2017, 05:45 PM
RE: what the fuck did I say? - by Oizys - 04-08-2017, 06:58 PM
RE: what the fuck did I say? - by Wessex - 04-08-2017, 07:29 PM
RE: what the fuck did I say? - by Roland - 04-10-2017, 02:23 AM
RE: what the fuck did I say? - by Tiamat - 04-20-2017, 01:22 AM
RE: what the fuck did I say? - by Rikyn - 04-21-2017, 10:22 AM
RE: what the fuck did I say? - by Tangere - 04-22-2017, 11:06 AM
RE: what the fuck did I say? - by Toulouse - 04-23-2017, 07:22 AM

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