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Odds of being alone | Valentine, Open

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01-22-2013, 01:13 PM (This post was last modified: 01-22-2013, 01:15 PM by NPC.)

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Narrator: Skeptically, Alfie looked into the direction that Valentine was pointing.

"Yew ain't got to say that, I know which wayz I's lookin. 'sides, how would d'jew even know 'bout fishin, Vaaaaaaalentine? Most yew culd do is poke-poke-poke the fishes with ur horn. yuck yuck yuck.
Ay - is he religus or somethin'? Cuz...I ain't never prayed before..."

Narrator: No, no. 'Pray Tell' is just an expression. He wasn't referring to the verb, to pray

"Uhyuh. Then why'd he say it?'

Narrator: It's just a figure of speech.

"Fig-err of wutnow? Datz stoopid. Ayy, ayy Vaaalentine. Keep yer advice and fig-eres to yourself!

Narrator: You should listen to him Alfie - he's offering to help you.

"Uhyuh. I heard 'im. Why didn' he jus ax if I had any leather? Cuz I do. Why do he wunt to trade?"

Narrator: Because the inhabitants of Helovia typically must barter with one another to achieve mutual benefit.

"wutnow?"

Narrator: If he doesn't do something for you in return for the leather, he believes you'll just turn him down.

"Down where?"

Narrator: What? No; he thinks you'll say no.

"Vaaaalentine, ain't yew know nuthin' bout, nuthin'?! Why didn' d'jew just ax me fer the leather?"

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Odds of being alone | Valentine, Open - by NPC - 01-17-2013, 12:57 AM
RE: Odds of being alone | Valentine, Open - by NPC - 01-22-2013, 01:13 PM

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