For as organized you say you are, - possible Haruspex ref? profile also indicates he likes to plan
you’re a sure mess.
I mean just look at you man, - male ref
appendages and parts from the whole zoo! - lion tail/has items from animals
Your coat is all dirty with mud and grime, - color ref
I’d recommend a wash, but minus the bleach this time - white markings
A bit of softener would do you best,
Hiding from emotions can be quite the stress! - currently having a mental breakdown XD