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12-19-2013, 10:39 PM
You watch him nod in response to your snarky comment, almost like he agrees with you, and you sigh. Sarcasm doesn't work on idiots, you remind yourself, the irony of the statement lost on you. Between the two of you, you're probably the most incapacitated at this point. As he takes a step closer to you, you try to get a good look at him, if at least to know what you're dealing with. Unfortunately, everything's still really blurry. He asks you a question, too, but for now you ignore it. You see brown, you see wings, you see antlers. And then- WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!? A hissing noise in his antlers sets you off as you catch sight of the snake that has weaved into them so thoroughly. You have a flair for the dramatic and you show it, tossing your head about like a moron and whinnying out in alarm. Hooves churn below you as you try to pedal backwards. Unfortunately, the tree that had just been holding you up now becomes your enemy. Your rump hits it and you try to buck out, but you're so unsteady you just end up with your hind end sitting and your front end standing still. Way to go. That went well. Furrowing your brow, you stare the blurry stallion down, as if its all his fault that the snake surprised you. “Keep your serpent contained,” you demand. Maybe you just shouldn't take so many drugs? At any rate, the effort to get up seems to much right now so you just stay sitting, front limbs digging into the dirt to prevent you from laying down completely. In an effort to pretend this never actually happened, you go back to the question the stallion asked you earlier- about the orb. “Anyways, its some kind of egg. I took it from an overly dramatic, electric blue pegasus wench.” Do you even know her name? You don't think so. For being high, you actually speak pretty well, if rather slowly. Too bad you won't remember of this tomorrow. Oxy |
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