So I went, what a mob, took forever to get through that line, felt like four hours before it was all said and done. And would you guess what I found in the mail: an old plate wrapped up in cloth and commemorating times of old, and more than just a little cracked!
I'd write to the sender, you see, tell them about the crimes of the post office and try and get their money back for them, but here's the kicker: I've got no family to write to!
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DT: 4
AB: 3
WE:2