For as organized you say you are,
you’re a sure mess.
- "Mess" could be a reference to his zombie appearance
I mean just look at you man,
- Gender reference
appendages and parts from the whole zoo!
Your coat is all dirty with mud and grime,
- Appearance reference
I’d recommend a wash, but minus the bleach this time
A bit of softener would do you best,
- Personality reference, not soft
Hiding from emotions can be quite the stress!
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